It all began a decade ago… in my kitchen, surrounded by resin fumes and poor life choices. My first casting attempt? A disaster. My second? Also a disaster. But eventually, I got the hang of it (sort of).
So what launched this wildly inappropriate crafting adventure?
Penis magnets. For a bachelorette party. Because nothing says “I love you, bride-to-be” like a fridge full of tiny junk.
Fast forward 10 years, and I’m still crafting my butt off—just with slightly fewer resin burns and a whole lot more glitter. The Wandering Willies have taken on a life of their own. I never leave home without my trusty bag of dicks, always ready to be gifted to the rad humans I meet on my travels.
I’ve even designed a few styles for shows, online orders, and custom requests—because one size does not fit all.
Take a peek at some of the cheeky little treasures I’ve left scattered across the USA like NSFW Easter eggs. They’re just waiting to be discovered… and giggled at.
If this makes you laugh—welcome, friend. You’re among your people.
If this offends you—well… maybe the internet isn’t the place for you today.
Want your own Stickie Dickie?
Because sometimes, it’s what glows down that matters.
Say hello to Glow Job—the flirty, fun-sized penis magnet that charges up in the light and glows hot pink when the sun goes down. At just 2 inches, this glossy troublemaker is hand-cast in a translucent resin that looks sweet by day, and absolutely scandalous by night.
With a powerful 15mm rare earth magnet on the back, it’s strong enough to hold your to-do list, your regrets, and probably a few party invites you don’t remember accepting.
Perfect for:
– Naughty night owls
– Glow-in-the-dark scavenger hunts
– NSFW stocking stuffers
– Making your kitchen 1000% more fabulous
💡 Glows bright pink in the dark
🍆 Approximately 2 inches long
✨ Handmade with glossy resin
💪 Strong rare earth magnet (15mm) that doesn't play
Lift-off in 3... 2... 🍆
Get ready for blastoff with the Red Rocket—a 2" penis-shaped magnet packed with bold, chunky red glitter and explosive personality. Hand-poured in glossy resin, this sparkly little firecracker is here to launch your fridge decor into a whole new orbit.
On the back? A 15mm rare earth magnet with serious staying power—because this rocket may be small, but it sticks the landing.
Perfect for:
– Lovers of sparkle, sass, and space
– Fiery flings (on your fridge, obviously)
– Valentine’s gifts with bite
– Taking things from zero to WTF real quick
🔥 Glossy red glitter resin
🍆 Approx. 2 inches of magnetic mayhem
💪 Powered by a super strong 15mm rare earth magnet
✨ Handmade with 100% high-glam launch energy
Because your fridge deserves a little bling below the belt.
Meet Gold Member—a 2" glitter-packed, penis-shaped magnet that’s here to hold your grocery lists and your attention. Hand-poured with two-part epoxy resin and loaded with chunky gold glitter, this little guy is serving big disco energy in a very compact package.
The rare earth magnet on the back? She’s no joke—15mm of don't-even-think-about-it holding power. Slap it on your fridge, toolbox, filing cabinet, or any metallic surface that could use a little fabulous phallic flair.
Perfect for:
– Bachelorette gifts
– Raunchy revenge magnets
– Surprising your grandma
– Making your roommates slightly uncomfortable
🔒 Approx. 2 inches long (size matters, right?)
💪 Super strong rare earth magnet
✨ Glittery, glossy, and unapologetically gold