Lift-off in 3... 2... 🍆
Get ready for blastoff with the Red Rocket—a 2" penis-shaped magnet packed with bold, chunky red glitter and explosive personality. Hand-poured in glossy resin, this sparkly little firecracker is here to launch your fridge decor into a whole new orbit.
On the back? A 15mm rare earth magnet with serious staying power—because this rocket may be small, but it sticks the landing.
Perfect for:
– Lovers of sparkle, sass, and space
– Fiery flings (on your fridge, obviously)
– Valentine’s gifts with bite
– Taking things from zero to WTF real quick
🔥 Glossy red glitter resin
🍆 Approx. 2 inches of magnetic mayhem
💪 Powered by a super strong 15mm rare earth magnet
✨ Handmade with 100% high-glam launch energy
Lift-off in 3... 2... 🍆
Get ready for blastoff with the Red Rocket—a 2" penis-shaped magnet packed with bold, chunky red glitter and explosive personality. Hand-poured in glossy resin, this sparkly little firecracker is here to launch your fridge decor into a whole new orbit.
On the back? A 15mm rare earth magnet with serious staying power—because this rocket may be small, but it sticks the landing.
Perfect for:
– Lovers of sparkle, sass, and space
– Fiery flings (on your fridge, obviously)
– Valentine’s gifts with bite
– Taking things from zero to WTF real quick
🔥 Glossy red glitter resin
🍆 Approx. 2 inches of magnetic mayhem
💪 Powered by a super strong 15mm rare earth magnet
✨ Handmade with 100% high-glam launch energy
