Because your fridge deserves a little bling below the belt.
Meet Gold Member—a 2" glitter-packed, penis-shaped magnet that’s here to hold your grocery lists and your attention. Hand-poured with two-part epoxy resin and loaded with chunky gold glitter, this little guy is serving big disco energy in a very compact package.
The rare earth magnet on the back? She’s no joke—15mm of don't-even-think-about-it holding power. Slap it on your fridge, toolbox, filing cabinet, or any metallic surface that could use a little fabulous phallic flair.
Perfect for:
– Bachelorette gifts
– Raunchy revenge magnets
– Surprising your grandma
– Making your roommates slightly uncomfortable
🔒 Approx. 2 inches long (size matters, right?)
💪 Super strong rare earth magnet
✨ Glittery, glossy, and unapologetically gold
Because your fridge deserves a little bling below the belt.
Meet Gold Member—a 2" glitter-packed, penis-shaped magnet that’s here to hold your grocery lists and your attention. Hand-poured with two-part epoxy resin and loaded with chunky gold glitter, this little guy is serving big disco energy in a very compact package.
The rare earth magnet on the back? She’s no joke—15mm of don't-even-think-about-it holding power. Slap it on your fridge, toolbox, filing cabinet, or any metallic surface that could use a little fabulous phallic flair.
Perfect for:
– Bachelorette gifts
– Raunchy revenge magnets
– Surprising your grandma
– Making your roommates slightly uncomfortable
🔒 Approx. 2 inches long (size matters, right?)
💪 Super strong rare earth magnet
✨ Glittery, glossy, and unapologetically gold
