Strong. Sticky. Full of potential.
Meet Swimmers—the 2" red-hot resin magnet that’s teeming with attitude… and tiny metallic sperm confetti. Yep, you read that right. Each one is uniquely chaotic, with a random scatter of little swimmers just doin’ their thing.
Hand-poured in glossy red epoxy and layered with metallic sperm-shaped confetti (because why not?), no two are alike—just like the real swimmers. On the back, a 15mm rare earth magnet holds strong, just like a winner in the race to the egg.
Perfect for:
– Fertility jokes and baby shower gags
– Weird science fans
– Absolutely deranged party favors
– That one friend who always crosses the line (in the best way)
🍒 Vibrant red resin base
🐣 Randomized metallic sperm confetti
🍆 Approx. 2 inches long
💪 Super strong 15mm rare earth magnet
✨ Handmade and totally one-of-a-kind
Strong. Sticky. Full of potential.
Meet Swimmers—the 2" red-hot resin magnet that’s teeming with attitude… and tiny metallic sperm confetti. Yep, you read that right. Each one is uniquely chaotic, with a random scatter of little swimmers just doin’ their thing.
Hand-poured in glossy red epoxy and layered with metallic sperm-shaped confetti (because why not?), no two are alike—just like the real swimmers. On the back, a 15mm rare earth magnet holds strong, just like a winner in the race to the egg.
Perfect for:
– Fertility jokes and baby shower gags
– Weird science fans
– Absolutely deranged party favors
– That one friend who always crosses the line (in the best way)
🍒 Vibrant red resin base
🐣 Randomized metallic sperm confetti
🍆 Approx. 2 inches long
💪 Super strong 15mm rare earth magnet
✨ Handmade and totally one-of-a-kind
