One-eyed, glitter-covered, and ready to party.
Introducing the Purple People Eater—a 2" penis-shaped magnet that’s all glitter, no filter. Hand-poured in glossy resin and jam-packed with vibrant purple sparkle, this lil’ legend is here to add a splash of chaos and color to your magnetic surfaces.
Backed by a 15mm rare earth magnet with serious grip strength, it’ll hold your notes, photos, or questionable decisions with confidence—and a wink.
Perfect for:
– Lovers of glitter and giggles
– Fans of monster hits (and monster bits)
– Fridge flair with major personality
– Gag gifts that actually slap
🍆 Approx. 2 inches long
đź’ś Loaded with chunky purple glitter
✨ Glossy epoxy resin finish
đź’Ş Super strong rare earth magnet (15mm)
Warning: Does not actually eat people. Probably.
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One-eyed, glitter-covered, and ready to party.
Introducing the Purple People Eater—a 2" penis-shaped magnet that’s all glitter, no filter. Hand-poured in glossy resin and jam-packed with vibrant purple sparkle, this lil’ legend is here to add a splash of chaos and color to your magnetic surfaces.
Backed by a 15mm rare earth magnet with serious grip strength, it’ll hold your notes, photos, or questionable decisions with confidence—and a wink.
Perfect for:
– Lovers of glitter and giggles
– Fans of monster hits (and monster bits)
– Fridge flair with major personality
– Gag gifts that actually slap
🍆 Approx. 2 inches long
đź’ś Loaded with chunky purple glitter
✨ Glossy epoxy resin finish
đź’Ş Super strong rare earth magnet (15mm)
Warning: Does not actually eat people. Probably.
Ask ChatGPT
