One nation, under glitter.
Celebrate freedom, liberty, and anatomically-inspired décor with the Patriotic Penis—a 2" star-spangled magnet packed with red, white, and blue glitter confetti. Whether you’re grilling, chilling, or declaring independence from boring fridge magnets, this little firecracker brings the sparkle and the sass.
Handmade with two-part epoxy resin and packed with star glitter that even Betsy Ross would salute, it’s backed by a super strong 15mm rare earth magnet that’s stronger than your uncle’s opinions at the family BBQ.
Perfect for:
– Fourth of July flair
– Political gag gifts
– People who take their freedom (and fun) seriously
– Turning your fridge into a national treasure
🎆 Red, white & blue glitter stars
🍆 Approximately 2" of patriotic perfection
đź’Ş 15mm rare earth magnet
✨ Handmade with glossy epoxy resin
Warning: May cause spontaneous singing of the national anthem. Possibly shirtless.
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One nation, under glitter.
Celebrate freedom, liberty, and anatomically-inspired décor with the Patriotic Penis—a 2" star-spangled magnet packed with red, white, and blue glitter confetti. Whether you’re grilling, chilling, or declaring independence from boring fridge magnets, this little firecracker brings the sparkle and the sass.
Handmade with two-part epoxy resin and packed with star glitter that even Betsy Ross would salute, it’s backed by a super strong 15mm rare earth magnet that’s stronger than your uncle’s opinions at the family BBQ.
Perfect for:
– Fourth of July flair
– Political gag gifts
– People who take their freedom (and fun) seriously
– Turning your fridge into a national treasure
🎆 Red, white & blue glitter stars
🍆 Approximately 2" of patriotic perfection
đź’Ş 15mm rare earth magnet
✨ Handmade with glossy epoxy resin
Warning: May cause spontaneous singing of the national anthem. Possibly shirtless.
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