Glows orange. Honors the 47th disaster of a presidency—yes, that's right, the 47th president.
Raise a fridge-standing salute to chaos incarnate with 47 Actual Size, a glow-in-the-dark orange penis-shaped magnet that’s as bold in hue as it is in spirit. By day it's a solid milky orange resin. By night? It lights up in fiery neon—making any late-night snack raids politically charged.
Hand-poured in epoxy resin (approx. 2" long), this naughty nod to an unpredictable era charges up under light and glows brighter than the political meltdown. Then it snaps onto your fridge—or any metal surface—with a powerful 15 mm rare-earth magnet that won’t let go, no matter how volatile things get.
Perfect for:
– Tongue‑in‑cheek political humor lovers
– Midnight snackers seeking a literal glow-up
– Gift exchanges where subtlety is optional
– Gag gifts with political punch
đź’ˇ Charges in daylight or artificial light
🍊 Glows intense orange in the dark
🍆 Approximately 2 inches long
💪 15 mm rare-earth magnet for serious cling
Glows orange. Honors the 47th disaster of a presidency—yes, that's right, the 47th president.
Raise a fridge-standing salute to chaos incarnate with 47 Actual Size, a glow-in-the-dark orange penis-shaped magnet that’s as bold in hue as it is in spirit. By day it's a solid milky orange resin. By night? It lights up in fiery neon—making any late-night snack raids politically charged.
Hand-poured in epoxy resin (approx. 2" long), this naughty nod to an unpredictable era charges up under light and glows brighter than the political meltdown. Then it snaps onto your fridge—or any metal surface—with a powerful 15 mm rare-earth magnet that won’t let go, no matter how volatile things get.
Perfect for:
– Tongue‑in‑cheek political humor lovers
– Midnight snackers seeking a literal glow-up
– Gift exchanges where subtlety is optional
– Gag gifts with political punch
đź’ˇ Charges in daylight or artificial light
🍊 Glows intense orange in the dark
🍆 Approximately 2 inches long
💪 15 mm rare-earth magnet for serious cling
